A Dialog WIth a Bot (Frustration) -- A short poem in prose

 

 

Hi Bruce,

I have a job that I think lines up well with your resume. It's new, so they don't have many candidates yet. Check out the description and hit "1-Click Apply" if you like what you see.

Life Insurance Agent - Driven Insurance Services - Roanoke, VA
$100,000 to $250,000 Annually

During these uncertain times, help families secure their most valuable assets, their LIFE , while earning the BEST COMPENSATION in the Life Insurance Industry!! * You must have or willing to......

 

(Is this job a good match? If not, please let us know so we can improve our results.)

Regards,

Phil - Job Seeker Advocate
ZipRecruiter, Inc. 604 Arizona Ave., Santa Monica, CA 90401, USA  

 

Dear Phil,

This job, in NO WAY, "lines up well with [my] resume." What on earth makes you think that a 30-year career in JOURNALISM makes me an insurance agent?! And this was perhaps the closest to a match of all the utterly useless emails that have been sent to me under your name. TRY HARDER.

Of course, I realize that there is no Phil. Phil is a bot run by the totally inadequate AI in ZipRecruiter. But pointing this all out does make me feel marginally better.

Be assured I will be only occasionally paying attention to your future efforts.

 

 

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